1. Finding out the "woman" you are bedding has a penis. In all but 1% of men this is known to stop the cock dead in it's tracks returning to it's flaccid form.
by Bud E Love May 16, 2003
Get the cock stopper mug.A particularly large line of cocaine that in theory, could stop your heart beating, but in practice, will get you higher as a Premiership footballer after then last game of the season.
"Holy Jesus fucking Christ, I've just done an absolute heart stopper. Give me five minutes and I'll be talking like a total cunt".
by Dan Syndrome October 29, 2009
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A Stripper with Benefits (SWB) is a full-service stripper who will have sex just for the pleasure of having sex--at no charge.
You know that stripper down at the club I've been cultivating for a year? Well, last night we had great sex at the club! She's now my stripper with benefits!
by nlindstrom December 17, 2008
Get the Stripper with Benefits mug.1) When the male has an erection, to lift and place under belt buckle avoiding a buldge and obvious embarrasment.
2) To hide ones stiffy behind belt in public.
2) To hide ones stiffy behind belt in public.
Guy: dude I was walking through town and this hot girl walked past with major clevage! I got an instant hard on but I did the stiffy stopper so no one could see!
by Lord Dude May 18, 2010
Get the Stiffy Stopper mug.Kitchen slang called out by an expeditor or chef when a customer orders a strip steak cooked well done. (over done and dried up)
Waiter: The lady at table 4 wants a strip steak cooked well done.
Chef: Calling out table 4, 1 retired stripper.
Chef: Calling out table 4, 1 retired stripper.
by ChefJason August 18, 2010
Get the Retired Stripper mug.A condition that occurs when someone drinks so much alcohol at a strip club that the throat gets scratchy and rough.
by Jode June 29, 2008
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