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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
mugGet the Ratchet Strap Retardedmug.

Strapped

To completely shutdown a wide receiver or running back on the opposing team in football.
Them boys got they best player Strapped!
by Little Three August 13, 2022
mugGet the Strappedmug.

Strap his chap

The preventative measure a male athlete might take to keep his penis from falling out of his shorts during competition.
Athlete wins 400m hurdle race despite his penis constantly falling out of his shorts.” He did not strap his chap!
by Neuroscience Geek June 27, 2025
mugGet the Strap his chapmug.

whoop strap

A whoop strap is a stick with a feather taped to it to "work out". The stick is usually placed in the Male's rectum making him say "whoop there it is"
Peter grabbed a whoop strap and I said no.
by Snack-Nack-nacky-nack July 1, 2020
mugGet the whoop strapmug.

strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.
Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.
by stateworkers July 25, 2015
mugGet the strap on a bendermug.

strap on the belt

Bar game for when a guy has successfully hooked up with the fattest girl in the club . Once a hook-up has been assured(girl agrees to leave for sexual reasons), the suitor will gesture to his buddies that he is wrapping an invisible
belt around his waist like a WWE wrestler. The victor drinks for free the following weekend.
After the behemoth at the bar broke her third barstool, Ted helped her up and they immediateley headed for the door. Ted flashed the strap on the belt sign on his way out, a clear winner of Saturday's main event.
by the mad deucer March 18, 2011
mugGet the strap on the beltmug.

Strapping Off

When a girl pretends to "jerk off" wearing a strap on
Courtney was so drunk she started strapping off
by Carson_dex October 2, 2015
mugGet the Strapping Offmug.

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