krystal steal

A very hot blonde pornstar. Often seen with Peter North or Sky Lopez. Very good at fucking. Likes ass fucking and oral sex. She also likes it doggy style. She always ends out with a cumshot.

Krystal Steal is the hottest pornstar out there.

by Emmanuel February 9, 2005

stealth masterbating

When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.

Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!

by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010

soup stealer

A member of the Protestant faith. During the Irish Famine (1845-1848) Soup Kitchens were setup by different religious organisations and charities to help the starving irish community. The Protestants, however, did not offer any aid during these times and therefore kept the soup for themselves.

Warren: There's an awful smell of soup off yer man over there!
John: What???
Warren: Fuckin' Soup Stealer!
John: What???
Warren: A Prod!

by warrenbt January 17, 2007

wireless stealing

The act of mooching off of a neighbors wireless internet.

My wireless internet seemed to have slowed once the new neighbors moved in,they must be wireless stealing.

by jinxed_007 May 27, 2009

See how the Jamaican pizza steals

To play an familiar game or run a familiar scam in a new location or environment

"These bettys in Kansas City are staring to bore me; I'mna head over to St. Louis, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."; "Heard they had warrant for me on the South Side; I'm breaking Northend, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."

by Guffy the WB December 20, 2008

social stealer

1.A social stealer is someone who steals people. Not Kidnappers. This person could steal your friend, best friend, boyfriend/girlfriend, etc.
To get what they want. These people are usually clever and likable.
You may find it hard to pick a social stealer out in a crowd.
2. To steal the spotlight. These would be people who may lower your popularity or win your popularity. They steal friends, lovers, fans, etc. Possibly ruining someone's social life by being liked.

"She is such a fucking social stealer. My boyfriend made out with her!"
"Dude, what the hell. Everybody's calling Bobby a player. He made out with my girl. He's just a social stealer!"
"Didn't you hear? She made out with her best friend's boyfriend! Everybody's giving her the shit! I think all three of them are totally social stealing!"

by Lovely. June 16, 2008

stealth bomber

New SUV police trucks (Chevy tahoe, ford expedition, ford explorer), typically black with tinted windows, a front ram bar, and concealed siren lights. Stealth bombers are equipped with a small arsenal of firearms a typical police cruiser wouldnt have including shotguns, and/or modified SWAT M-16 assualt rifles. Often the "bossest" police vehicles for the station used by the most street savy cops that know where stoners go to smoke/sell weed because drug arrests are this vehicles primary objective. Stealth bombers are most often found in rural and suburban communities where the police have low crime rates and a large surplus of tax money to spend on unnecessary police enforcement (Greendale). Also known as "Stealth Bimpst" to Frinst speakers. You can run, but you can't hide from the stealth bimpst.

Damn, that stealth bimpst is boss.

Did you just see that stealth bomber pull that dumb bimpst over?

Fuck! That stealth bimpst is a sneaky bimpst.

by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009