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Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018
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Statual Memory

Memory that's only accessible whilst in a specific state. (example: your consciousness)
His mind was changed, due to the statual memory principal.

Example: If you're going to open a .txt file on your computer. You'll need a text editor in order to edit the text due to the state it's in. You couldn't use a photo viewer to open it, could you? No. That's because it's in a specific state designed for a specific program to use. Once it changes it's state to a photo file, then you can only use a photo viewer to open it, etc.
by Thee Clairvoyant May 23, 2019
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Status Girl

A beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.

They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.

Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.
“Bro this girl been nothing but loyal to me and showed love to me she gotta be a Status girl”.
by -anonymous 23 September 3, 2019
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Status quo

The status quo, or any other quo, is a person's business if they want to go with it. Some people want to change everything, and others were already happy without anything having to change for them to be happy.
You don't tell people they can't stick with the status quo, even if you don't agree with the way they do something. You disagree with them, they disagree with you, a d that's it. Not everybody has to agree that wearing a stupid fucking mask everywhere or getting a vaccine is a good idea, since a country where everyone has to agree on everything is not really a free country.
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
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chillzin status

Last night I was on that chillzin status with the boys
by BmasterBrett December 22, 2007
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Repeating Status Syndrome

A severe illness which involves a person's myspace or facebook status to be sent repeatedly, resulting in a lengthy vertical line of the same status. This syndrome can be deadly...if you experience any of the symptoms associated with it, please see a specialist at www.myspace.com or www.facebook.com
Setting a status as:

"I'm baking a cake!"

A healthy Myspace or Facebook account would appear like this:

"I'm baking a cake!"

However, with the symptoms of Repeating Status Syndrome, it would appear like so:

"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"


etc...
by tilly has rss, February 1, 2009
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Ari Status

Of or pertaining to an amazing/godly figure, typically not a celebrity.
Wow, that 100% on your Trigonometry Test is Ari Status.
by K-Rizzlet May 29, 2009
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