The ultimate level of strength and swoleness, being ridiculously strong, godlike, athletic, large and unmatched. You make everyone around you look like puny little girly men.
Your heart pumps irons, and thirsts for only iron. You eat enough to serve an army, in order to fuel your growing body. Sometimes you throw up in your mouth or get a nose bleed from heavy squats, this is considered the rite of passage to DIESEL STATUS.
Yo you seen that niggaChris lately? He always in the gym, never answer his phone!.........Yea kid, real talk, that nigga is diesel status
the quality of being G or gangsta. Something has g status when it is gangsta, ghetto, or otherwise cool. G status can also be used as an exclamation when a person has done something totally gangsta.
Panda Status is the partaking in heavy drinking, on a consistent basis, for a whole day(more than 12 hours), beginning before noon and ending at least after midnight.
must have a buzz (minimum) throughout the day.
called panda status because you can be fine (white) then black out drunk (black) and go back again and never even know it.
facebook status-(n.) a way to getpeople to ask comment or feel for someone without them directly saying, "I want people to know about what I am doing and ask me about it"
When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.
Facebook status:
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!