a static lullaby

An emo/screamo band consisting of 5 members out of California. Joe, the lead singer, screams out his heart with amazing lyrics and an amazing voice. Probably one of the more known emo bands. Also, one not in it for the money as Joe Brown, the lead singer, said: "We didn't do this to become fuckin' rockstars, we did it to hear you all (the fans) singing along with us"

"A Static Lullaby pwns!"

by PolishKid May 26, 2004

New York Subway Station

When a man and a woman put their buttholes together and one of them takes a crap into the other persons butthole.

Dude, I gave my girl a New York Subway Station last night and it gave her a quick orgasm.

by Anonymous1124kittykittylicklic April 15, 2010

Station 5

Lavatory.

Restroom.

Bathroom.

Men's room.

Ladie's room.

Potty break.

The Jon.

Station 5 is a polite code meaning: To use the toilet.

I gotta hit Station 5

by grace1129 June 23, 2006

static electric penis

Static Electric Penis is a penis that is charged with static electrity and when in close proximity to a grounding opportunity(another person) the charge will arc from the penis to the grounding source(other person) with a electric spark and audible crack.

The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.

You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.

My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.

by jcustomcue January 8, 2014

staticvisionshock

Staticvisionshock is very Iconic and SOLOS every VERS. He made plenty of Iconic Fancast and edits. I even heard he is step-cousins with magot Robbie and He's married to Zatanna Zatara. He's also is a wonder woman Stan. Staticvisionshock>>>>Your Fav STAY MAD 🥱

"Staticvisionshock is iconic"
"Staticvisionshock is dating zatanna"

by WonderWomanSolosYourFav September 3, 2021

stationalist

Someone extremely prideful of their state. Most notable in North Californians.

Person 1: I'm such a stationalist. I love California so much!
Person 2: At least it isn't nationalism!

by JamesnLollify August 4, 2023

Tube Station

A description for the presence of too many men and not enough women, "tube station" draws from a play on words of the European transit system. Analogous to "sausage fest."

Dude. There are no chicks here. This bar is a fucking tube station.

by iggywest July 6, 2010