spazz

1. the action of losing your shit at someone
2. a person who acts in a retarded manner

1. "my mum had a total spazz last night when i wouldn't wash the dishes"

2. "i heard old mate damo licked a dunny for five bucks last night, what a spazz!"

by bigdudeydude July 4, 2017

spazz bag

A weirdo

Dude you're a fucking spazz bag

by Purple fish July 18, 2017

snuzz ball

A jizz cover ball thrown to the floor

My roommate LUIS is a giant snuzz ball.
STOP snuzzballing around.

Snuzzing.

by NotAngelsNest October 28, 2017

scuzzle

Those adapters that change a three-prong plug into a two-prong.

I keep a scuzzle in my backpack.

by ds_sp00k May 11, 2018

SluzzBall

When a seal takes hard Dick in the eyeball, which causes it to flail and scream, when the mayo squirts out, the seal is forced, by nature, to rub my spaghet.

Yo, that sluzzball last night was great.

by Gimme dem' chicken tendies May 12, 2018

Scuzzy Fuckloser

1. Some emotionally-gnarled or overly egotistic male who seeks nothing but reproductive acts for no effort or through intimidation or coercion of a female or her friends. Aggressive or manipulative in order to maintain a consistent supply of genital stimulation. Obesity, personal troubles, money, threats, and other irrelevant personal details are used to entice, impress, guilt, or peer pressure the individual into complying.

2. A pity fuck, or the boyfriend of a vulnerable, emotionally-distraught female who can't find someone that treats her like she desires to be.

"That girl never knew what she had until she figured out her new boyfriend is a Scuzzy Fuckloser."

"I can't believe she's with a guy like that."
"Yeah, he's had it rough, his mom just died."
"Scuzzy Fuckloser, something about him just really bugs me..."
"Yeah, he's been telling every girl in the neighborhood that."
"That'd be why!"

by KarmaLog July 6, 2018

Spazzattack

When a retarded or autistic person starts going crazy (or spastic) and starts attacking everyone in sight.

Xiu: "Did you see that spazzattack Harold had?"
Jerry: "Yeah that's cool but have you seen my giant dick?"
Xiu: "Please cement your mouth shut Jerry."

by TimeForACrusade October 30, 2018