crusty socks

when you masterbate in your socks and they get crusty.

Mom: why don't you where those socks
Me: no, there crusty socks

by no name from me ooo December 17, 2018

spock

v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.

Usage:
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."

3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."

by atilla April 14, 2005

weed socks

The item of clothing an individual wears to be identified as a fuckboy. Probably bought with their parent's money due to their joblessness and lack of motivation to seek employment. Weed socks are to be worn to the mall, or under jeans so you can be an undercover fuckboy at school.

"Wow. That guy is wearing weed socks. I want him dead."
"Weed socks are dope right homie?"-middle school boy

by tonythetigergreattttt March 9, 2016

fig.socks

Kyojuro Rengoku obsessed boy.

Wow! fig.socks's stories are awesome! I watch them with my boyfriend!

by mikunumbr1fan December 18, 2022

rocks and socks

The horrible effects of gravity on a woman's breasts resembling tube socks filled with rocks.

I saw this old lady sunbathing at the beach the other day with her ugly ass rocks and socks hanging out.

by c. shane t. July 15, 2006

minge socks

another word for 'knickers' or female underwear.

like socks, but for your minge.

socks go over your feet, and knick knocks 'go over/cover up' ya minge.

'don't get your minge socks in a twist!'

'i bought some new minge socks at the weekend, wanna see?'

'i left my minge socks at his appartment.. :('

'fuckin hell dat girl aint got no minge socks on, i can see er pussy'

by sminiffer. February 10, 2008

ShockSMX

One who indulges in homo-erotic stimulus; enjoyment of the penis.

Johnny and A-Aplz played hide the sausage while aunt peggy was out talking to the milkman.

by Bob April 3, 2003