Brad skipper

A stoughton legend who loves minions and “smoke weed every day”. Has a one inch weewee and has 2 inch balls.

I Brad skipper am going to drop an Andrew Lyons in the bathroom

by Skipenstein November 24, 2019

Man stopper

Quite simply a man stopper is a tampon. Encountering a tampon inside of a woman while attempting to have sex with her will stop a man in his tracks.

We were making out, I got her top off, she seemed good to go but when I tried to finger bang her, well God dammit I ran headlong into a man stopper! That was the end of that night.

by Plumb Nutz November 30, 2019

Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019

Penis stopper

When you shove the worlds biggest gobstopper/jawbreaker in between your penis skin.

Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.

by |Milas_ Mcgrawgie _Puberty123| January 6, 2020

Rim Skipper

when your trying to give a rimjob and your tongue keeps slipping into the anal cavity

bro my girl wanted a rimjob but I kept being a rim skipper

by AmpedApex July 7, 2020

Chicky Skipper

An alternative name for Chicken Nugget made up by Gus Johnson. Nuggets of gold are a claw a chunk of gold. wing should be called and a chicken nugget should be called a chicky skipper.

'Bro, do you want to get some chicken nuggets?' 'You mean chicky skippers?'

by OraNGe_spicerack July 25, 2020

Alex (skipper) embleton

One of the biggest alphas in darfield likes robbing pensioners for their

cigarettes.

proud owner of 8 ferrets

Always begs you for food

This rare creature can be sighted around longbow park can also be found at the back of the local corner shop

“Alex (skipper) embleton just robbed mi grans cigs”

by Barnsleyguy November 14, 2020