Sideburn Chaser

1. Anyone who follows Elvis Impersonators with hopes of being conquered by the King.
2. Women of any age (but usually 60+) that fantasize about having sex with Elvis that will settle for an Elvis Impersonator.

I can't believe all of the sideburn chasers that are here for the Elvis Convention.

by AUWFT September 16, 2016

sidebees

Sidebees is a social media influencer. she is an amazing person. Her voice is truly amazing and they deserve the world.

Have you heard sidebees voice?
Yeah!

They are so cool!

by Gvtzie September 3, 2021

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

tasteful sidebae

A person who is manipulated into the middle of being in the friend zone and in an official romance. The person who is manipulating usually keeps their tasteful sidebae interested with suggestive conversation. Often they are USED as plan B's when a primary relationship doesn't work out.

Bobby : So are Joe and Jenny going out now?
Bill : Nah. Joe's her tasteful sidebae.
Joe : Fuck you, Bill.

by Livin' Laik Lurry March 6, 2015

Hannah Sidebotham

Funny and load, always has a laugh with everyone but can be annoying, very pretty but definetely has a different side to her

Hannah Sidebotham is Funny

by grey. ya April 13, 2020

cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.

After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.

by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014

sidebar suck

When after watching the YouTube "main feature," one gets "lured" to the endless sidebar suggestions...for what seems to be the rest of the work day.

My wife's succumbed to a bad case of sidebar suck for the last few days with her favorite episodes of the "The West Wing."

by OtherJC April 30, 2011