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Czech Golden Shower

The act of spraying .32 ACP rounds all over your targets.
"...Out of a 20 round magazine, full-auto, you will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground. It's like the Czech golden shower." - Some guy who likes AK-47s
by phant0ms November 17, 2022
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Cock Shower

Yo, the Jonas Brothers totally take cock showers everyday.
by AreTooDeTo October 18, 2008
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Rape Shower

The act of showering or bathing following a particularly traumatic event in an attempt to wash away all physical and emotional traces of the horror just experienced. Typically effected in a foetal position, huddled in a corner of the shower stall, whilst weeping and limply rubbing a bar of soap over one's body as the scalding hot water mixes with the tears running down one's cheeks.
I'm not saying that this is the absolute goddam f***ing worst job I've ever had in my life, but the first thing I'm doing after I quit is go home to take a rape shower.
by pchr100 December 4, 2010
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table shower

Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts
Nearly all asian massage parlors now offer the table shower, you can have yours before or after the massage and if you are man enough you can have two happy endings
by Asian Lover & AMP expert September 18, 2007
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Shower Coma

The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.
"Why are you late for work?"

"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."
by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009
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shower scrub

a sexually frustrated college male who sticks four fingers up his rear for pleasure
He sent pictures to his 15 year old girlfriend of his shower scrub
by Mrs. D April 8, 2007
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Shower head therapy

When a female uses the shower head on the power jet setting to please herself.
I just did some shower head therapy and I feel much better!
by The knowledge person June 18, 2018
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