Pride Shit

A shit left in a toilet by it's taker when he or she believes it's such a noteworthy shit everyone else must see it. Usually takes place in public bathrooms.

I just left a 14-inch pride shit in the handicapped stall!

by Mr. F33n3y February 5, 2010

ah shit, here we go again

Something that is mandatory to say when you do something that is usually hard and now you must do it again because of unknown circumstances. Frequently said when encountering Sans in a dark alleyway and accidentally playing 'Hey Ya' by Outkast a second time. Originally from GTA: San Andreas.

You: *Finished listening to Hey Ya*

You: wow what a good song.

Hey Ya: *Plays again*

You: ah shit, here we go again

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Mom: *calls your name*

You: What??

Mom: *says nothing*

You: ah shit, here we go again

by stonedweeb May 8, 2019

Shit Barometer

Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.

"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"

by Stall101 October 29, 2009

Shit Spackle

This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!

Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

rock your shit

To warn somebody that you will fight them.
To say that you will fight somebody.

Yo, don't fucking play with me, I will rock your shit.

by Eamani June 24, 2006

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.

Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.

by TigerW September 4, 2005

taste like shit

Comparable to the derivative of when terrible food tastes "like shit" well, have you TASTED shit before? You would ASSUME that it has an awful taste but I bet if you gave it a shot it wouldn't be as bad as you think. DO NOT SWALLOW! EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS!!

Son: Yuck, mom this slop you made for dinner taste like SHIT!
Mom: Fuck off, son. I have to work all day; I don't have time to cook a delicious meal.
Son: okay, I go to school more hours then you work, mom.

by Dingle dingus November 9, 2013