Stick Shift

When a man is laying on his stomach and he gets an erection. When it starts to hurt the man pulls his penis up so its horizontal and so that the head of the penis touches the belly button.

When I was laying in bed watching a shot at love with Tila Tequila I had to stick shift to stop the pain.

by Joe Shea May 19, 2008

Shift

To kiss, usually with tongues. A word used by irish teenagers

Will ye go shift me cousin over by the chairs their lad

by LesKen February 6, 2019

Fake Shifter

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".

Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!

by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010

Night Shifting

When one or more persons take turns defecating in a briefcase (usually done past 10:00 pm). They must then pick a target and leave the briefcase on the porch of the victim, before leaving the porch they must ring the doorbell.They then proceed to watch the victim obtain the briefcase from across the street while safely hidden under the cover of darkness.

Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.

by jbaldwintheninja93 July 6, 2010

pull a shifty

When you do something behind everyone's back without anyone finding out.

Person One : "Did I ever tell you that I slept with that swamp-donkey six months ago after their house party?"

Person Two : "NO YOU DID NOT! I cannot believe that you could pull a shifty like that with me, I thought we were best friends."

by Ali JTB October 11, 2005

shifter

The first pint of beer consumed after a work shift is over, usually sold at a fraction of the price of a regular pint.

Greg: "Hey Bill, can you give me a ride home after we get off work?"
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."

OR

"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."

by adirondak April 14, 2012

Down Shift

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out and switch to anal.

After the party last night I totally down shifted on Jenn.

by Ol' Ange January 18, 2010