shit shave jerker 

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

shit shave jerker by Mursinator March 11, 2009

samoan shakedown 

When 5 black dudes shove their cocks in a white kids ass usually to steal his/her money

A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead

samoan shakedown by Swag killa doe May 30, 2014

shit-shamed 

When some guy shits in a public bathroom stall and somebody else starts to call him out.

"I totally shit-shamed that dude, it was smelling so bad. He will never do it again.

shit-shamed by xstrawarot June 3, 2018

gone pear-shaped

British slang term, used to describe when a situation has gone bad....I've no idea where it originates, but that's how it's used.

Since the new manager took over, things at work have gone all pear-shaped and I'm afraid I may be out of a job soon.

gone pear-shaped by Kucitizen June 26, 2004

Shamed

1.Whenever a person thinks they're right, but actually their wrong.

2.Whenever someone's cracking on you and you can't say nothing back in time.

Jonna went bragging on how good she did on Mrs.Liptrap's test, the test results came back and she got a 65!

Wow, she is shamed.

Shamed by SublimeHero April 27, 2009

saved by the blood 

an expression based on saved by the bell, saved by the blood is used when someone gets hurt, and while it doesnt seem too bad, when it starts bleeding people take it worse and let you get off easier for being hurt, However, saved by the blood does not always work, for example in a street fight you will not be saved by the blood.

Drew: why isnt will playing?

Jose: he got a real bad cut on his leg he's bleeding alot.

Drew: pussy was saved by the blood.

saved by the blood by aaaaannnnnttttthhhhh June 25, 2009

shared mattress 

A girl that sleeps around, whom "everyone" can sleep with.

Derived from a Norwegian military expression "felles madrass" .

That girl Megan is such a shared mattress, did you hear that she slept with 5 different guys at her last party?

shared mattress by 18382 August 24, 2009