electro-shocker

Amazing, godly concoction brewed by the gods. Seriously, dude, the gods drink it. Athena once drank it and then had to feel her face. She then orgasmed which caused Mount Vesuvius to erupt, killing all the citizens of Pompeii.

A.K.A.

Half-full can of Rockstar Energy Drink, the rest with Blue Wave Vodka, sometimes with a splash of citrus Svedka Vodka.

Ron: "Yooo, im mad high and made this drink, called the Electro-Shocker. Try it."
Jeremy: "Ok."
Jeremy: *Takes sip*
Jeremy: "Woahhhh..."

by The Greek Nut March 15, 2011

Reverese Shocker

When your with a girl and your fingering her butthole and her vagina at then same time then pull your fingers out of her vagina then turn your hand for a little suprise.

I gave the biggest suprise to my wife tonight when i did the "Reverese Shocker".

by Mr.Big B low July 11, 2011

Sheep Shocker

The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".

I gave Jasmine the sheep shocker last night and she yelled "baaa" so loud it woke up the neighbors.

by wwex June 9, 2014

jewel shocker

Nibbling on testicles with teeth causing unexpected pain kinda like a puppy bites their owners hand

those damn frat fuckers were nawing at my testicles calling it jewel shocker treatment

by Kittiesandchoppas December 30, 2014

Cock-shucker

A doctor or religious official who performs circumcision. (shucking corn is when you peel off the outer cover of a cob of corn and discard it.).

That cock-shucker mutilated the genitals of that baby boy.

by Doc Bliss September 6, 2016

assault-shaker

When someone is so Triggered and salty over something so little and whats to start a fight over it.

Help! Theirs an Assault-Shaker

by sargey Dead November 25, 2016

cooter smacker

I invented this. It means what you think it means. Its a COOTER SMACKER

Me in Warzone: YOOO That kids a fuckin Cooter Smacker

by Bobert099 October 19, 2020