Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook

Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season

by Krkič August 3, 2019

SEOtarded

When the only results you see for your search are irrelevant due to Search Engine Optimization of a single word in your search.

I tried to google it but got seotarded results.

by wilderkind September 19, 2019

seththomas

Seth thomas is the funniest guy alive. He likes doing naughty things in the dark though... Seth thomas can be very naughty. He likes smacking his buttcheeks together before he goes to sleep every night. Seth has cake.

Teachers - seththomas is so funny!
Everyone else - we know

by suckerdoodforlife October 20, 2019

settled dust

settled dust

A tram journey from Turin to eternally settled dust

by Maria Ivo October 24, 2019

Settage

A group of sets within a workout routine.

For chest today I'm doing 3 settages consisting of bench press, cable fly, and machine fly.

by Landbound Hawk January 19, 2020

settingscontrols

Coolest guy you will ever know.
Examples:
SettingsControls: Your really dumb you know that
Everyone else: TORLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

SettingsControls Is the coolest guy ever

by AnonymousPervert May 8, 2020

Settling in

When you move into a new house, you eat, shit in the new toilet, and wank all at the same time to become accustomed to your new surroundings.

Hey dude, hows the new place have you been settling in well?

by jjh927 September 13, 2020