schming

something that goes wrong and is spazzed up

someone who hits someone else in the face but brakes his hand coz they went SCHMING

by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006

screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

screaming willies

wet poop a.k.a "shart"
also, poop coming out really fast, thats not solid

MOVE! i got the screaming willies!

by moh October 25, 2006

Screaming Carrots

a discussion no one should hear about, a topic that is a secret

Megan: its not safe her to talk about the screaming carrots.
Kirsten: i agree, the screaming carrots isn't safe here

by xoTEXALIANox November 24, 2009

Screaming Demon

One who screams like a demon; term used for a metal singer who screams and growls on stage. Also a term used for a person who is really cool and who doesn't suck. Also known as Andrew.

Andrew, you're so cool and you really don't suck! You must be a screaming demon! I wish I could be one.

by 6m6nd6-BubbaMoe October 1, 2006

screaming orgasam

a alcholic beverage that makes some chicks orgasam cuz its so fucking great u fuck faces

person 1: u suck
person 2: yea suck like ur mum
person 1: wut are u implying?
person 2: ur mums a slut.
person 1: fair enough
and later person 1 talks to the bartender chick
bartender: wut can i get for ya beer or not beer
person1 and hes joe so ima call him joe now:a screaming orgasam
bartender:u pervert

by screamingorgasam January 12, 2007

Screaming Pelican

When you're banging a chick on the beach and then throw her in the ocean and suffocate her in the sand and proceed to fuck her while she's screaming for air.

Beach Perv: I totally gave that lifegaurd a Screaming Pelican!
Jerry: NICE!

by King Singh October 9, 2008