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Hot Sandbag

When a person with a scrotum dips their sack into a hot and/or spicy liquid (for example: chili, queso, spicy salsa, clam chowder, coffee, hot chocolate, egg drop soup, sriracha, drawn butter, candle wax, fondue, caramel, spaghettios, bbq sauce, turkey gravy, etc.) and then coats their newly warmed and wetted sack with sand. This “hot sandbag” can then be used to bring hot and spicy flair to various sex acts.
The other night my girlfriend told me she wanted to “heat things up” since our normal tea bag routine had gotten stale. So we went out to the beach with a thermos filled with hot New England clam chowder, and I gave her a righteous Hot Sandbag to play with! It saved our relationship.
by Captain Ron Geyser October 21, 2023
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sandman

A dealer of drugs, usually cocaine

See: snowman
I met the school sandman yesterday, his shit is good!
by TehSnowMen August 15, 2006
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turbo sandals

leather sandals which enable arab bombers to flee the scene of the explosion without being seen. these are usually brown and rotten with a light smell of cheese and onion.
sadaam forgot his turbo sandals
by Benny 7588 September 6, 2008
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Sandbagging the Moat

The building of additional protective infrastructure around a couch fort. Couch forts being predominantly made of pillow and potentially mattresses, thus sandbags would theoretically be made of apple pies. Popularised by the Melbourne Fort Builders Anonymous society.
Andrew: Gee Rach, you've gone to quite a bit of effort with sandbagging the moat of this week's fort

Rachel: You know it, these apple pie sandbags look silly now, but when the Saxons turn up, they ain't gettin anywhere near my Bulls jumper.
by sxpress7 May 19, 2008
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Jesus sandals

When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey

(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
by Funnyguy32 February 28, 2016
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sandman

Similar to the gorilla face, the "Sandman" is the act of receiving a blowjob on the beach, and pulling out right before ejaculation and blasting all over the girls face and making her all cumfaced and stuff...

Then a handfull of sand is thrown it in the girls face so its sticks all over her face and mixes with the jizz and is all nasty and crusty. Then, the ejaculator raises arms triumphantly yells SANDMAN!1!!!arrrrgghhghhhh!!!!!!
Tonya gave me head on the beach last night and I totally gave her a Sandman and made her walk home. Stupid slut.
by ...ryan December 9, 2008
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Sandals

A form of shoe that only looks good on women and effeminate men who can crossdress convincingly. On men, it's not attractive at all and should be forbidden.
The woman's sandals make her look so much more sexy than usual.

That guy kills his look by wearing sandals.
by Bitch ass motherfucker July 7, 2010
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