salted shiner

When you give a girl a black eye then jizz on it.

I gave her a salted shiner last night.

by Oakrainbow February 23, 2018

salt log

A soft pretzel

Good god that salt log is so tasty

by professional salt log January 29, 2018

salted tips

some gay guys group chat name.

Yo Ben, read what i just said on Salted Tips

Yo man that’s gay as hell

by annaamajor May 4, 2018

Salt in the Fire

to FUCK SHIT UP

You mess around with F Bomb he'll throw salt in the fire!

by The Settler of CATAN June 14, 2011

Table salt

Asda table salt. SOOOOO goood on fries.

Person1: yo pass me that table salt for my chippies!!

Person2: aight bro!

by LANAMOOPMEEP October 14, 2023

Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.

"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."

by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021

Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.

My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.

by anonymous September 27, 2021