Spicy Eye

When you have just eaten spicy food and without thinking rub or touch your eye(s), causing the capsaicin to induce an extreme burning discomfort.

"I rubbed my watering eyes after eating hot wings, and now I have SPICY EYE!"

by HeywoodJabloemi August 17, 2018

Spicy Bagel

Used to define a grim bird, she's that horrid to look at you can only imagine how bad her fanny is.

"Mate she's fuckin' angin she must have a right spicy bagel"

by DspmShh December 22, 2018

Spicy Kitty

1. A Vagina infected with gonorrhea

Maria’s spicy kitty made my pee burn for weeks!

by WowThatBurns May 23, 2019

spicy geyser

When you stick hot sauce packets into your girl's asshole and proceed to slap her cheeks together.

SpitDaddy38: I made a mess when I did a spicy geyser on my gf last night.

by Mr. Bonito June 30, 2019

Spicy Lice

The prickling sensation that occurs on one’s scalp due to eating a spicy food.

“Man, those jalapeños gave me some spicy lice!”

by Annabelle Mae June 30, 2019

Spicy Turkey

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.

I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.

by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019

Spicy Cowboy

The act of a red bearded man in a Cowboy hat walks by and sticks his finger in you ass and smells it just to get his rocks off!

This man gave me a spicy cowboy and smelled his finger!

by 090iop January 10, 2020