Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.

“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”

by Omg Rebecca September 15, 2019

Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.

X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.

by jhumigas June 6, 2020

Carbon Rodding

Giving credit to the wrong person online, in reference to 'Deep Space Homer' episode of The Simpsons.

That wasn't Nick's post, it was mine! You're carbon rodding me!

by Matrixlogic March 5, 2021

Jack Rading

Pulling a Jack Rader. Sexually assaulting minors and nonstop talking about balls.

Your Friend: I just got kicked in the balls and my dick is warped.
You: Stop "Jack Rading"

by fghjkuyfdfghjhfvbjhgfg February 19, 2022

Free roaming Karen

A Karen roaming around ready to unleash her Full Karen on someone.
A Karen on the loose

That girl on vacation is a free roaming Karen.

by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022

throttle rodding

When the male counterpart partakes in the act of using his rod and his definition of what he thinks is a safe speed at which to introduce the fiercest of throat fucks to his female partner.

Dude, I was throttle rodding Lucy’s throat for the very first time, and she gave me the signal for light speed after just a few strokes!

by Harry criteriums October 12, 2022

The Roaring Days

Term used in Australia for the Gold Rush era, when Colonial Australia was wilder than the American Wild West.
Also when the Bushrangers such as Bold Ben Hall and Ned Kelly roamed the country.

"Oh, yes. The Roaring Days were indeed glorious and wild. The country was so much younger then."

by RTM 1963 November 12, 2022