Reverse Buttdial

To call someone that you don't want to call but accidentally call them anyways being aware of the situation

MM: I kinda don't wanna call him
MM: *hits the dial button
MM: fuck
Me: you did a Reverse Buttdial aye?

by duckduckgoose! June 5, 2020

reverse simba

The opposite of "simba-ed". Instead of the male using his thumb to smear his load onto the female, the female uses her thumb to wipe either the males load or her own juices onto the males forehead.

1-"did you have sex with him last night?"
2-"yeah, And he tried to simba me, but I reverse simba-ed him first!"

by KrysCrizzly September 4, 2013

reverse revise

When the first time you write your paper, it is so damn good, that you are confident enough to turn it in for grading without any changes. The problem is that you are still obligated to have a rough draft, so instead of trying to improve the original, you make a worse copy of it and use that as your "rough draft".

Bad Ass: I spent like a solid hour writing last night. My essay is pretty damn sick

Nerd: You were supposed to have been editing a copy all week! We have to turn that in with the final draft!

Bad Ass: Chill, I'll just reverse revise it

by keyblader6 November 17, 2010

Reverse Balding

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

by RJKN April 18, 2015

Reverse Gorbachev

The “Reverse Gorbachev” is a facial ejaculate anywhere above the eyebrows on a bald Sinéad O’Connor / G.I. Jane type female.

After the Energy Commission show this bald chick was giving me a B.J. then I finished off by giving her a Reverse Gorbachev!

by Jay from The Energy Commission November 22, 2011

reverse serenade

Singing insults to people in an otherwise pleasant tone.

My boyfriend reverse serenades every day. He thinks it's funny.

by Lenabobina September 9, 2019

Reverse Dalmatian

When a man (usually white) cums on a black girls face, making her look like a reverse dalmation.

-“yo i gave Melissa Reverse Dalmatian last night.”

by skemyrr June 19, 2023