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Reverse Balding

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.
Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."
by RJKN April 18, 2015
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reverse serenade

Singing insults to people in an otherwise pleasant tone.
My boyfriend reverse serenades every day. He thinks it's funny.
by Lenabobina September 9, 2019
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Reverse Gorbachev

The “Reverse Gorbachev” is a facial ejaculate anywhere above the eyebrows on a bald Sinéad O’Connor / G.I. Jane type female.
After the Energy Commission show this bald chick was giving me a B.J. then I finished off by giving her a Reverse Gorbachev!
by Jay from The Energy Commission November 22, 2011
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reverse lesbian

When a person you have been dating tries to gradually move you in with them with out your knowledge. Unlike the traditional lesbian, where your second date involves a u-haul, in the reverse lesbian, your boyfriend or girlfriend nonchalantly invites you to keep more and more of your belongings at his or her place until you one day find you are living there out of convenience because it is where most of your stuff resides.
As in, "First he bought me a tooth brush. Next he gave me a drawer to 'store some things'. The next thing I knew he had pulled a reverse lesbian and I was paying half his rent."
by ElaineDances March 13, 2014
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Reverse MJ

(v) Changing ones race from white to black in the opposite style of Michael Jackson.
Ben pulled a Reverse MJ before heading off to prison in an attempt to gain some street cred.
by The MJ man January 19, 2016
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Reverse thread

An obscure sexual position usually performed on a co-workers mom spouse or girlfriend.
So I had your mom in the reverse thread the other day!
by Willis motha f-in T February 11, 2022
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Reverse Dalmatian

When a man (usually white) cums on a black girls face, making her look like a reverse dalmation.
-“yo i gave Melissa Reverse Dalmatian last night.”
by skemyrr June 19, 2023
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