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Mississippi Reach around

During the doggy style partner on the top reaches towards the genitalia, not knowing what he will find; as long as it start with a "P," he is okay.
At hot steamy bar or boat.

Dan: Hey Daren, you guys left early, did you smash?
Daren: hell yeah I did
Dan: really? not judging
Daren: no no I did a Mississippi reach around, it was all good
by TallMoney December 7, 2020
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Hentai reach through

When you're doing a chick cow girl and she reaches through her ass and Jack's you off from inside her ass
My girlfriend and I were trying to take our relationship to the next level when she reached through her ass hole and gave me a hentai reach through
by Grogan88 April 3, 2021
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roof ratchet

This is that hoe bitch whos goal is to have a roof over her head. Shell act like shes into a guy, exploit his weaknesses, manipulating him into falling for her by sex , compliments, convincing others shes all for him, performing tasks, literrally anything to seduce him to keep him from 86ing her ass where she belong, in the streets.

She might have kids, which means she will lay on the deceptive seduction 10 fold, like how she has to store that pussy when its not in use, 10 fold & hold. She may or may not be employed, nor does her income change her goals. The main thing is someone else is providing the roof she is under. She will always at her best effort always line up a new roof before she leaves her current one. Only way she wouldnt is if a MF gives her the boot before she is able too!

But dont feel sorry for her because she already has some side d!ck that she can home up under before the next day come to pass already. Regardless of how she looks She has a man stable where she has been keeping several men corralled who will jump at the chance and let her ride them off into sunset. This could be guys you know, friends, strangers, and even family. She gets them to feel like hero but sees them as a zero...Telling a MF sh!t like "ILY" and gone the next like "I just wasnt into you....". This woman will always be a narcissist, but not all narcissists will be like this woman...
"Bruh you have zero chance with that roof ratchet! Dont waste you time."

"What do you mean zero, you see how many hoes I bag."

"She different, she only looking to be under a MF for the roof he can provide, you dont got that, you still live with moms, she aint going F so she can be Under a MF Moms roof..... She had got some "self respect"🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🫵🏼🍗🦵
by WoWthisGuyReally August 31, 2022
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Victim's Ratchet

A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.
I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me

You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.
by flashermonkey April 30, 2004
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mcgangbang with a reach-around

a mcgangbang with an order of fries on top
going to mcds to get a mcgangbang with a reach-around for maximum pleasure with minimum effort
by Zephs October 15, 2013
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San Diego Reach around

The act of tricking your friend into thinking it's a sexual term
I gave Caroline a San Diego reach around and she was confused.
by Danielsmith March 19, 2016
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Spider Monkey Reach around

The phrase actually comes from an episode of Family Guy where Peter and his pals are playing the drinking game 'I never..' where each person says something like 'I never slept with Joe's wife' and each person that has done has to take a drink of whatever they are using with the game. In this episode the table is full of dozens of bottles of beer and Quagmire is noticeably hammered when struggling for any more things that Quagmire may not have done, Peter states 'I never gave a Reacharound to a Spider Monkey whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance' and Quagmire says 'Oh come on....?' and takes another drink of his beer before collapsing on the table knocking off the bottles! That's the correct and original use of the term Reacharound or Reach Around in modern culture which is why I added this as Shortanks definition whilst it works is not the one most people will be thinking of or need reminding of by searching for it! That's how I ended up here! Search for Spider Monkey Reacharound on YouTube for exact scene!
I never gave a Spider Monkey Reach around around whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance
by UnitedsRedArmy January 21, 2017
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