retard privledges 

When a fully retarted person gets away with something, usually in school, that the average joes would be eaten alive for. It also unfairly and somewhat commonly applis to add/adhd kids. Take your fucking Ritalin. Or die. Or eat shit. Just kiddin ya bunch a tards. Also know as rp, when banned from being said. This may be considered taboo, but don't whine 'cause. it's true.

"Fuck"
"Nathan, be quiet."
"Darn."
"GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW COLIN!!!"

retard privledges by Niloc February 21, 2005

King Retard 

Some one who is retarded, but is so retarded that they are seen to be cool by everyone else.

That guy is such a king retard! Everyone loves him!

King Retard by Fairey May 25, 2008

retard happy 

Being extremely happy, more happy than the norm, happy like a retarted person (flapping of the hands etc)

man i got laid last night
shieet you must be retard happy

retard happy by mithereal January 14, 2008

Waiter Reparations 

Waiter Reparations (1984 – Present day)

Waiter Reparations, slang. A waiter that has been stiffed and under-tipped by the African-American community so many times that he or she believes their obligations for the evils of slavery have already been fulfilled.

“I’ve already paid my fair share to the blacks by the lack of money I did not make when I was waiting tables. I’ve done my part in paying waiter reparations.”

Please refer to Department of Treasury Form 2-X-90007 Adjustment Claim African-American Reparation Form for Service Employee Workers

Waiter Reparations by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006

retardasaurus 

An individual with an excessive amount of retardation. Often with the first name Carol, Amanda, or Ericka.

She is a retardasaurus!

retardasaurus by Dip2 January 2, 2011

retard midget slave 

An intentionally racist and socially unacceptable term for a cunt, asshole, whore or mother fucker you despise.

What a fucking retard midget slave. Or simply: Retard midget slave.

retard midget slave by stewbaby September 20, 2015

Captain Retard 

See--> George W Bush or Dubya

Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).

Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).

I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the decider.

Captain Retard by Pat Lamusga January 11, 2009