ranch cup

When someone has had sex with so many people and they’re basically addicted to it.
Example: SANTANA

Santana is back at it again being a ranch cup

by Jalid September 25, 2020

Ranch Back

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.

Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"

Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*

by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022

ranch fr

Nah fr nah fr nah fr? Oh Kay?

Don’t u mean a mockery? Ranch fr?

by typegabe March 26, 2024

Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant

I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.

by Hoover sucks February 11, 2021

Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

by Hanshot let March 28, 2017

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 21, 2018

ranch salad dressing

Molly Malone

"Yo molly wussup with dat bowl of Ranch Salad Dressing ????"
"Don't hate appreciate da ranch dressin"

by HiddenValleyLovers September 11, 2013