Ranch bottling

When your doing anal and cum inside and they goes to the bathroom and squeeze the cum out of their ass.

What happened between you and Robbie.

I did anal with Robbie and was ranch bottling for half an hour after.

by Oh boy why did I think of this August 11, 2019

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz May 26, 2018

National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018

ranch roast

When a group of black people make fun of a white person

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes

by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017

Russell Ranch

A little cob house located in the Mojave Desert, which is also home to the souls of the Kings and Evans Familia.

Russell Ranch, located in the Mojave Desert, is my favorite place to be!

by yostuuuuuuuuupide grannie nati January 12, 2020

ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying

"omg...my brother is such a ranch."

by dxddylalala March 5, 2020