This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.
Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."
by Čârtêr August 31, 2014
Get the Floppy man ranchmug. by Hfobaiaba December 17, 2023
Get the ranch attackmug. A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!
by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022
Get the cattle ranchingmug. by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023
Get the Hidden Valley Ranchmug. by hungryhippos May 31, 2015
Get the Ranch it downmug. An all-American name for a brothel, whorehouse, place of ill repute or common bawdyhouse located anywhere near Sin City. In much of Nevada, prostitution is legal. It’s a place where almost anything goes.
On our way back to the airport from that boring convention downtown, we checked out that other Vegas attraction, the Bunny Ranch. It was a bigger gamble and more fun than anything on the Strip.
by The Real Canadian June 5, 2022
Get the Bunny Ranchmug. When ordering food in a drive through and instead of risking only recieving two ranch by stating, "I would like a lot of ranch" you would state that you want Mad ranch in order to recive 3 ranch packets or more.
Customer : I would also like it super sized
Drive through attendant: Does that complete your order?
Customer: Yah can you aslo throw in some mad ranch?
Drive through attendant: Sure, no problem
Customer: Thanks dog
Drive through attendant: Does that complete your order?
Customer: Yah can you aslo throw in some mad ranch?
Drive through attendant: Sure, no problem
Customer: Thanks dog
by Labuzaid July 28, 2011
Get the Mad Ranchmug.