Ralph

Ralph is a very sensitive but kind soul, he will give you attention when you want it, but he will also ignore you, Ralph's usually love playing video games, and are very good with technology.

Justin- "Hey Ralph! You wanna go play Fortnite with me!"
Ralph- "Yeah sure dude!"

by SSShadow_Wingsss March 26, 2023

ralphrunning

When you run up to a little old defensely lady at a slot machine, hit print, grab her ticket and run.

That guy is banned from every casino in Pierce County because hes been caught ralphrunning. He has to go give his scrapping money to the indians in a different county now.

by Capt Jacker March 30, 2023

Ralph (Last Name)

The last name is of Norse origin and is a very prominent in Jewish communities. The Ralph family lineage can directly be traced back to the Rothchild family.

Man, look at that new Ralph (Last Name) kid, gyping people like usual.

by ProfoundMercury April 12, 2023

Ralphie Mccormick

Ralphie McCormick is a person who loves to never leave the house and will always lose you money on investments

"Ralphie McCormick stole all my money" - everyone

by Jameson P April 23, 2023

Ralph minge

A world class footballer alongside Pele and marradonna

I am watching Ralph minge play footie

by Childnumnum May 14, 2023

Ralphie

Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.

Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.

by McNastyAssWipe September 28, 2023

Ralphtarded

Being retarded but like Ralph

Jesus Laura you’re literally ralphtarded

*Ralph Voice* “I’m Ralphtarded”

by Og no education January 2, 2024