ass-to-pants ratio 

The percentage number that indicates how nice someone's ass looks inside their pants, shorts, bathing suit, skirt, dress, or underwear. The closer to 100%, the better that ass looks. May be abbreviated as ATP.

"Denise always buys the pants that make her butt look perfect. Every day, she's got a 100% ass-to-pants ratio."

ass-to-pants ratio by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 9, 2007

Tits-to-Ass Ratio 

An approximate mathematical formula used to compare and contrast the size of a woman's breasts to the size of her ass. Typically if one is bigger than the other, the woman in question has a skewed or poor tits- to- ass ratio - If the two are relatively proportional, then she has an ideal tits- to- ass ratio. In some cases, the formula can be trivialized when the woman's good looks outweighs both of those factors.

"Sarah's got them titties tho"
"Yeah but her tits-to-ass ratio is all off, man"

Tits-to-Ass Ratio by Yoloswag4jesus69 April 10, 2015

Ham/Clam Ratio 

The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome.

Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes!
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.

Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.

Ham/Clam Ratio by BrotherSpot April 28, 2009

white guy to basketball ratio 

There is only 1 basketball in play during a basketball game. If a team has more white players on the court than there are basketballs in play that team has a greater chance of loosing the game. The ratio should be at most 1 to 1 and ideally 0 to 1 (no white guys to one basketball). This is not a 100% guarantee just a good rule of thumb.

Most pro & college basketball teams have very few white guys and infrequently play more than 1 at a time. They almost never violate the white guy to basketball ratio rule.

white guy to basketball ratio by namenotusedb4 December 5, 2009

Randy Ratio 

The neutral, generic male-term used to describe a social gathering that is comprised of all, or nearly all males.

We had ten girls at the pre-party but they all went home, and now we're left with a randy ratio

Randy Ratio by Promoter King April 5, 2009

The Ratio

A ratio used to define the proper number of men and women in a mixed group, usually defined as at least more women than the number of men. If X is women and Y is men the mathematical equation for the ratio is X = Y + 1 where Y > 2. Common group sizes that make use of the ratio are 2:3. 3:4, 4:5.

Used to avoid people from getting mixed singles in group situations. When used properly it will mitigate the amount of drama within the groups dynamics.

Mike: Hey Harry, Jill and I are going to cook out later, do you want to come?

Harry: Sure man, but have her invite two of her friends so The Ratio is correct.

The Ratio by thesaltypumpkin January 8, 2018

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L + Ratio + Fatherless Child + Yb Better by pivable November 26, 2021