When you get a handjob but it's so rough and dry that it hurts but you pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't get mad.
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I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.
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A Peter Wang is an outrageous, insane, obscene, unjustified, illicit, predatory rent increase imposed on peaceful (usually senior) residents living on very low or fixed incomes.
A Peter Wang is 'a wolf in sheep's clothing', presented as a necessary rent increase to bring the living standards up to reasonable levels that will enhance the quality of life for the residents. The rent increases are presented as caring, compassionate, almost loving gestures that are intended to 'soften up' the residents to accept the rent increase without resistance.
The reality of a Peter Wang is that it is predatory, about pure greed and generally destroys the lives of the (senior) residents.
A Peter Wang is 'a wolf in sheep's clothing', presented as a necessary rent increase to bring the living standards up to reasonable levels that will enhance the quality of life for the residents. The rent increases are presented as caring, compassionate, almost loving gestures that are intended to 'soften up' the residents to accept the rent increase without resistance.
The reality of a Peter Wang is that it is predatory, about pure greed and generally destroys the lives of the (senior) residents.
Our mobile home park has recently been purchased by a Northern California investor ... looks like we'll get a Peter Wang.
by Tonestir August 21, 2017
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Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?
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