Pursed amendment

When a you buy a woman a Louis Vuitton, she's got to give it up.

You bought me an LV, Let's go fuck. It's the pursed amendment

by Andy the pirate June 13, 2021

big man bag purse

For a man to have a purse but actually be a cross-breed of a man purse and a big bag

Guy 1: "Dude sick purse"
Guy 2: "It's not a purse asshole, it's a big man bag purse!"
Guy 1: "Oh"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

Panda Purse

An oriental females' vagina.

I got myself one of those Panda Purses at home.

by pete the pedo May 6, 2011

silvery purse

A silvery purse is a sex act most often performed on Women or effeminate men, however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to split the webbing between the toes of the recipient. Once split and opened the gaping wound is then penetrated by the males penis. Upon completion the male then sucks out his seed from the bloody wound thus emptying the silvery purse.

Dan: "Craig, if that woman doesn't shut up i'll be giving her a Silvery Purse!"

Craig: "A Silvery Purse will sort her out! Good idea mate"

by goldenbob1 June 27, 2016

purse

Something people put a purse dog in.

That cocky dude really wanted to box the guy over a purse all along. A stupid fucking purse he was going to sell to somebody else if he got his hands on it.

by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021

flesh purse

The use of female anatomy to smuggle contraband into jail.

That girl used her flesh purse to smuggle that crack into jail.

by Ginger S August 14, 2020

Purse

Another way of saying "That's a personal problem".

Dude: My girlfriend just broke up with me.
Friend: That's a purse.

by Thegraveclamp July 21, 2023