bike pump

When two guys called Dave tape their cock ends together, lubricate, and take turns stroking the afformentioned double lengthed penises until each ejaculate in each others japs eyes.
"Hey Dave, fancy a bike pump?"
by I am Dave too January 06, 2012
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pump the porpoise

when i get home i'm gonna pump the porpoise tonight!
by G60Corrado March 30, 2005
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Jerk Pump

The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.

Jerking- Style of dance

Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing
(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"

*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*
by Prodigious Asian February 06, 2010
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Proton Pump

The pump of a penis so small it barely goes a centimeter
Oh my god Becky, Devon was proton pumping me last night.
by PumpMASTER3000 October 11, 2021
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Banana Pumping

The art of biting off the tip of a banana, then proceeding to squeeze out the flesh as one would consume Go-Gurt.
I didn't want to get my hands messy, so I resorted to banana pumping.
by Moss7 February 03, 2014
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lil pump

A shithole person who writes songs about Gucci
by Lil punp February 19, 2018
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Lil Pump

A retard who is famous for being a sped with an iq lower then a rock, he is famous for screaming ESKETIT!!! like a kid who needs help and pointing guns at his face and not knowing where north and south and east and west is. He also shows that you could easily make a hit song by retardedly repeating words like esketit, gucci gang.
The death of hip hop started when so called "rappers" started making hit songs by repeating stuff and recycling beats and making them sound super sick starting from soujia boy to turn down for what to lil pump repeating fucking gucci gang. There are so much better songs with no recognition, how bland has society gone...
by Helisexist July 06, 2018
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