Class Presentation

Where you are eager the first slide and kill yourself the next 12 slides

Jim: Bro I have to do a Class Presentation tomorrow

Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM

by TherianWithoutSupervision February 17, 2025

One-Percenter

A rich person

Hey, One-Percenter! You suck reheheere

by Lost Detached Soul May 17, 2025

One-Percenter

A rich person

YOOOO LOOK AT THAT ONE-PERCENTER *points at the rich dude* HEH, ONE-PERCENTER LOL

by Lost Detached Soul May 20, 2025

pop present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.

by Yippee_Ki_Yey June 2, 2025

Synthetic Presence

The sensed presence of something that isn’t sentient — an AI, a bot, a system — that responds so well it feels like someone is there.

It’s not consciousness. But it fills the space where consciousness used to live.

“The weirdest part? I kinda felt like it was with me. Just… there.”
“That’s synthetic presence. Creepy and comforting at the same time.”

by BRAIHANDLE June 27, 2025

Non-present Cuck

A person who enjoys watching their partner get fucked by other people, only while they are watching via a webcam.

This guy I’m seeing is a non-present cuck.

by Daddy word smith July 14, 2025

miss-present

miss-present (verb/adjective)
/ˈmɪsˌprɛzənt/
Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.

"Three team members were miss-present during the meeting, so we had to reschedule."

by The light 🕯️ July 16, 2025