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False Katy Perry Boner

When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.
I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.
by Dr. Gray June 4, 2012
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Rick Perry

Dictator perpetuus of Texas come November 2nd and the future president of the United States with Sarah Failin as his veep.

He won in 2006 with a whopping 39% of the vote.

He rode in on Dubya's coattails.

A vote for Rick Perry is a vote for Bush. Unfortunately, the shit-kickers and suburban retards think Bush was the greatest president ever since Ronald Raygun.

Despite what Perry says, Texas is a de facto sanctuary state that is billions in the hole with a piss-poor education system. We barely escaped from the financial crisis due to the fact that Texas has been immune to economic collapse since the 1800s and Perry had nothing to do with that.

Hitler would have been in office less than Rick Perry if he wins this year.

Remember to vote for Bill White on November 2nd. He may not have the greatest hair, but at least he's not a slimeball bastard.
I am Governor Rick Perry
I'm suave as you can see
Soon I will be president...
Obama power will soon go 'way
I will be fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will pray to God in school.

Texas Uber Alles.
by nbakuchev September 26, 2010
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Perryman

A small, fat little crotch goblin who is well known for it’s unbelievable levels of stupidity. This term is often used as a replacement for the word ‘cunt’, which is wrong. A cunt usually has a small amount of intelligence, while a perryman has no traceable form of logic whatsoever.
God, look at that stupid fucker over there.
He’s almost as stupid as a perryman.
by 537537537537 eu May 1, 2021
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perrywinkle

a quiet, unassuming woman with a deep intellect, a wallflower hiding beauty and sensuousness
Nobody gave Myrtle much thought, but James recognized a perrywinkle when he saw one.
by SfARMER March 4, 2010
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persactly

A hybrid of 'exactly' and 'precisely'.
My thoughts persactly.
by Pupu Platters Studios April 24, 2006
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Perry County

A rural county in Ohio with only two television channels- The hunting/gun channel, and the Nascar channel. Most people from this are are referred to as drunken rednecks.
Man, Perry County is full of drunken rednecks.
by SWPixy March 21, 2011
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Perrysburg

The farmost excellent town in all of Ohio. A suburb of Toledo. Most people here are freindly and mostly Christian. Perrysburg is mis understood though, anyone who has grown up here knows that it is a great place to raise a family!
Hey kid you dont belong here its not safe, you should move to PERRYSBURG
by Perrysburg March 13, 2009
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