Boomers paradox

Simpler time when life was simultaneously hard and good.

My father used to beat me with a belt for changing the temperature on the thermostat.. ah good old days! - boomers paradox

by Thomas Payne March 15, 2024

Shitbox Paradox

When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.

I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!

by Robert Clarke Thompson III May 31, 2024

Yellow Paradox

The need for a committed and meaningful relationship while also having, a fear of leaving the house or communicating with other human beings.

You are really letting your Yellow Paradox show man, I think you need help.

by LatenightLounger August 3, 2017

Illways paradox

The paradox takes place when a self destructive personality takes a tab of acid hoping for a bad trip. The bad trip doesn’t take place and the user is left disappointed. By definition making the trip a bad trip but also not.

Can be used to avoid a bad trip, don’t recommend risking it.

“What did you get up to on the weekend?”

“Took a tab of acid hoping to trip balls and believe I’m a giant orange that everyone on earth wants to peel but it didn’t happen so I’m pissed”

“Bro is that like some mad paradox or something?”

“Idk man let’s call it illways paradox”

by Illway February 19, 2021

The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024

Idiot's paradox

A sentence that contradicts itself in an redundant and idiotic manner

"The man who killed Adolf Hitler was a saint!"

"Dude, he killed himself. That's an idiot's paradox "

by LordZalgo July 20, 2017

Tillich-Walker Paradox

The Tillich-Walker paradox is a paradox that occurs when an individual has sufficient statistical knowledge to know the power necessary, or the requisite n sample size to draw meaningful conclusions about a sample pool of sexual partners, yet due precisely to this eggheaded knowledge they are unlikely to attract a sufficient number of mates to ever attain statistical significance in their own sample of sexual partners.

Oh man, Christian Tillich-Walker knows how many partners he needs, but he'll never be able to reach that number, I guess that's why they call it the Tillich-Walker paradox!

by tom32 March 15, 2018