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Paradox of myth

A place where fucktards go to hang out. They hunt stupid ass myths. They all have massive balls. They are super cool and everyone likes them. ;)
by 5alware August 11, 2023
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Sushimane Paradox

The Sushimane Paradox states that sushimane0602 will always be the worst at any game they play at a given time.
“Sushi sold us last game bro we could’ve won.” “Didn’t you forget? It’s the Sushimane Paradox.”
by TheParadoxicalSheriff September 5, 2022
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Yellow Paradox

The need for a committed and meaningful relationship while also having, a fear of leaving the house or communicating with other human beings.
You are really letting your Yellow Paradox show man, I think you need help.
by LatenightLounger August 3, 2017
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generational paradox

A phenomenon where young individuals from Gen Z feel prematurely aged or burdened by adult responsibilities at a relatively young age (e.g., 22), while older Millennials experience a sense of being "old" around the age of 35 due to societal pressures and expectations.
It's wild how the generational paradox hits hard; my younger sister is only 22 but talks about life like she's already nearing retirement, while my Millennial friends keep saying they feel young at 35.
by Emotional Cruiser December 24, 2025
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cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.
Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
by Saxon101 June 14, 2020
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Shitbox Paradox

When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.
I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!
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Illways paradox

The paradox takes place when a self destructive personality takes a tab of acid hoping for a bad trip. The bad trip doesn’t take place and the user is left disappointed. By definition making the trip a bad trip but also not.

Can be used to avoid a bad trip, don’t recommend risking it.
“What did you get up to on the weekend?”

“Took a tab of acid hoping to trip balls and believe I’m a giant orange that everyone on earth wants to peel but it didn’t happen so I’m pissed”

“Bro is that like some mad paradox or something?”

“Idk man let’s call it illways paradox”
by Illway February 19, 2021
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