A strange looking drink or liquid substance that when ingested induces moments of euphoria and an intense lack of concentration.
by CQDQ May 21, 2009
by Edonk September 14, 2013
by Dr.joseph October 21, 2002
by vito540 July 04, 2009
Guy 1: HEY LOOK I'M MOONING THE RIVER!
Guy 2: How very mature of you....
Random Guy: Hey LOOK, that guy is performing the moon river.
Guy 2: How very mature of you....
Random Guy: Hey LOOK, that guy is performing the moon river.
by Ralph geofferon August 31, 2006
by John Spurlock March 29, 2005
Slightly tan/brown crystals of 84% pure and stable MDMA/molly in crystal form. Tends to smell sweet, like root beer, in large amounts.
Me: got some moon rocks from the darkweb
Friend: ah I been meaning to look into that
Me: it’s complicated my dude.. chromebook, gallium distro, VPN, ufw firewall killswitch, TOR browser, dark web markets, Monero cryptocurrency, PGP to encrypt my shipping... pray to God that spiritualism is a fight worth suffering for, hope I don’t get man in the middles by the feds
Friend: ....... bro, spirituality is a fight worth suffering for, our laws restain freedom and drugs will be legal by 2030, the internet provides transparency and education for all, plus machines are outperforming elites
Me: yep, life is a gift and death is a promise, worst case I make friends and teach people in jail
Friend: truth my guy *hits peace pipe*
Friend: ah I been meaning to look into that
Me: it’s complicated my dude.. chromebook, gallium distro, VPN, ufw firewall killswitch, TOR browser, dark web markets, Monero cryptocurrency, PGP to encrypt my shipping... pray to God that spiritualism is a fight worth suffering for, hope I don’t get man in the middles by the feds
Friend: ....... bro, spirituality is a fight worth suffering for, our laws restain freedom and drugs will be legal by 2030, the internet provides transparency and education for all, plus machines are outperforming elites
Me: yep, life is a gift and death is a promise, worst case I make friends and teach people in jail
Friend: truth my guy *hits peace pipe*
by Shrimp Titties July 15, 2018