creepin the book

stalking people on facebook for hours on end. usually you do not know the person and you stare at their pictures and want to suddenly be friends with them. it is just a symptom of the excessive use of facebook.com
i'm creepin the book as we speak.
by ecoch November 10, 2008
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vent book

A vent book being a book where people Wright there feelings and draw them in a book to vent in a book made to vent in
:guy1:Hey bitch
Guy2: my life sucks and I wanna die

Guy1: that sucks you should have a vent book I made one Bc my 8th girl and I broke up good thing I have 7 more
by Pp_milf July 25, 2021
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Clean-book

n. The term used to describe one who feigns intellect, through ostentatiously purchasing high-brow books with no intention of actually reading them.

Clean-books are so-called from their library of mint condition paper backs, each with crisp, virgin pages, bereft of even a single crease in their spines. As any real reader knows, a typical paperback usually becomes visibly worn and battered after the first time it has been read.

Common behaviour of clean-books includes the frequent posting of Facebook statuses about the books that they have purchased, or the occasional, generic, trite review. Eg: "Hemmingway- what an author.", or "Moby Dick is a good read." Some clean-books go to further lengths than others, and are even known to read reviews or full synopses of the books online, as well as memorizing popular online opinions and interpretations in case their integrity is challenged.
"He's not really as smart as he makes out; he's a bit of a clean-book."

"I went to John's house to borrow Treasure Island, and he's a fucking clean-book! You should have seen how pristine all his books were!
by IceCreamBros May 11, 2013
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According to the books

When you want to support a fact without expressing any valid reference.
According to the books, Miguel got married in Hungary.
by Magic_t31 August 29, 2015
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Book Bomb

A coordinated effort to buy an author's book on opening day so as to dramatically increase the author's chance of rising in the ranking system. The higher an author climbs in the ranking system, the more exposure they will get, thus increasing their overall sales of the book.
Example: "Hey OJD, today is Enola Gay's Book Bomb! Don't forget to buy her book "The Prepared Family Cookbook!"
by The Orange Jeep Dad August 26, 2013
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book geek

Just like book nerd but way cooler
Boy- so you're a book geek?
Girl-yeah I guess so...
Boy- you're sooooo COOL!!!!
by Tucker205678 December 07, 2016
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da book

I'm just tryin to see dem titties on da book.

Muhfuckas dat act hard on da book gonna catch smoke.
by Blaq Gold January 12, 2018
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