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johns dad

‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.

Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
Person 1: who’s that bald man there?

Person 2: It must be Johns dad
by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018
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Carter’s Dad

Hey what’s up Jonny , what ?that’s not my name.

Carter’s dad is literally Johnny Sins
by #babyscina May 3, 2021
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Limpbeat Dad

A father who provides inadequate support and then wants to be praised, despite his ample shortcomings. This leaves everyone involved frustrated, annoyed, and unsatisfied.
Andres wanted everyone to think he was a good dad, but he only supported his kids enough to be considered a limpbeat dad.
by Birthday month January 31, 2020
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Teen dad

Man under 19 who has 1+ kids. Fucked his girl or a random chick and got her prego on accident. The condom probably broke.
Scott who’s only 15 got 14 year old Kourtney prego. Their parents freaked out and don’t want Scott to be a teen dad. They don’t care about kourtney because she’s a slut
by KhloeAshton November 21, 2018
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Dad for One

A popular My Hero Academia fanfiction trope where All for One is Midoriya Izuku's father
"I love Dad for One fics" "Got any Dad for One fic recs?"
by CoffeeNOrder66 April 4, 2023
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Pizza dad

A father who does not contribute to the day-to-day work of parenting his children but instead earns their affections through gifts and being the "cool parent." When asked to cook for once, orders pizza and is the kids' hero.

May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.
First mom: "Mark never helps the kids with their homework, doesn't know how to change a diaper, always makes me be bad cop when anyone's in trouble, and wouldn't know what to do if I left him alone with the kids for more than 20 minutes, but he bought them a PlayStation 4 for Christmas so they all think he's the greatest."

Second mom: "What a pizza dad."
by no i don't want to April 25, 2014
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Beer Dad

The male equivalent of a Wine Mom. Beer Dads are typically overweight, middle-aged men. They enjoy watching sports, grilling, admiring/fixing cars, and drinking beer.

Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.
Wine Mom: “Oh, you’ll find Paul out in the yard grilling with the other Beer Dads”
by Lumber Dave January 5, 2019
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