nipple-naked

when not fully naked and only wearing boxers. When you are butt-naked everyone can see your butt but when you are Nipple-naked people can only see your nipples and not your junk.

Brick: Dood im wearing nothing but my boxers and playing world of warcraft running RFK.
Samedi: Me too bro. Were nipple-naked. i love you. no homo.

by Samedi January 12, 2008

amish nipples

nipples with large areolas

Those nipples are so large, they're practically amish nipples!

by ArtSignKillsMe October 26, 2006

nipple stickers

flower shaped bandaids women place over their nipples when they don't want to wear a bra but don't care for "nippy" weather....some varieties, although not nearly as "discrett" include "pasties" heart shaped and glow in the dark options.

"Ever since I started wearing my pasties, no one calls me Nippleonia anymore....get your pasties now! I like the blue hands!"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

mountain nipple

The hard twin peaks resulting from cold or typically a wet tongue run around the nipple.

I accidentally spilled liquid nitrogen on her tits and she got mountain nipple.

by Nickpapageorgio January 28, 2008

nipple spiders

The unappealing collection of ugly hair strands which shroud the obsolete male nipple

She slid her hand across his manly chest and recoiled in horror as she was confronted by his unsightly nipple spiders

by Michael & Roberta May 16, 2006

nipple nibbler

mmm good sexual act. very enjoyable.

he was being a nipple nibbler all night and i cam from that alone!

by sextraodinare February 25, 2004

Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021