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nice guy

A man who has rejected the societal notion of masculinity and chosen to define himself from the inside out instead, realising that traits such as empathy and nuturing are not actually limited to the female of the species, and nor are aggression and assertiveness limited to the male.

Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.

Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.

Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
by Killing Kittens March 1, 2005
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Your hair looks nice

A dumbass response from a fuckboy when someone asks them to repeat what they just said but they are too pussy to repeat it so they resort to a bullshit ass compliment.
Kenny: Fuck you Niki, you stupid ass bitch.
Niki: What?
Kenny: Your hair looks nice.
by Nikenny July 27, 2018
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Its nice to see you

A greeting exchanged, usually in a sacristy or rectory between two Catholics. One is attracted to the other but, for fear of saying something inappropriate, the affinity is channelled into this benign salutation. It can be accompanied by a long, firm handshake, a tight embrace or a kiss on the cheek.

There are three ways to respond.

If the person being greeted returns the affinity, they say "Its nice to see you too," or "Its nice to be here," but if they do not return the affinity they simply say, "Thanks!"

When the distanced admiration has existed over the course of several months or years, the greeting may also be expressed as "Its so nice to see you again."
Francis: Hey, Clare how have you been! Its nice to see you!

Clare: Its nice to see you too, Francis. I've been been well, how are your brothers?
by Hippolytus January 25, 2011
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nice photoshop

A way of saying nice editing, usually a picture depicting large rewards or not believable stuff.
Alfy: Dude check out this ags i got as a drop from armadyl Reaper: nice photoshop rofl. Travis: 4strength 4stran leather belt?
by Reaperboy May 18, 2009
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Nice Talking to You Joey

When you are talking to someone and they don't respond even after you ask them the same question multiple times
"Hey Josh how was your day"-Tiberious
"..."-Lupito
"Hey Josh how was your day, again"-Tiberious
"..."-Lupito
"Nice talking to you Joey"-Tiberious
by jay-bird25 December 7, 2010
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Nice shoes, wanna Netflix and chill?

A super-direct way to get in the door for a fuck. Netflix and chill, means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background. The compliment about the shoes, ensures this approach's effectiveness.
Bromigo 1: Yo, me and Karen totally just fucked to "Despicable Me 2"
Bromigo 2: Bruh...dude! How'd you get her to agree to that!?!
Bromigo 1: I said what any proper gentleman would, "Nice Shoes, wanna Netflix and Chill?"
by Jamesknapper October 20, 2015
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Nice jeans

It refers to having a nice butt.
by TromboneTree April 26, 2017
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