A Not Neil is one of the worst people you'll ever meet. They claim to be an artisit but they ain't. Not Neils are very shy but do try to open up and when they do you want to shoot them in the face. They are obsessed with watching anime and would try to get them to watch it with you, but you wouldn't want to. If you ever see a Not Neil in the wild take action immediately and burn the nest. Once the hive queen is dead the Not Neil drones woud soon fall as well.
by NOOB676 February 6, 2019
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Neil aka I fucked yo Bitch
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Needle Dick, a person that suffers from needle dick syndrome. usually has a very small and thin penis, like a needle
by needlefick December 18, 2012
Get the John O'Neil mug.A slang name for cocaine done in a conspicuous place. Code word said so that not everyone knows what you are talking about. Usually done off of a CD cover.
by Deacon Dizzle November 13, 2007
Get the neil diamond mug.When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.
S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
by vivauganda January 21, 2011
Get the Neil Platinum mug.Sweet guy, dresses like a minion for his job, likes chocolate covered raisins, hates driving for ten hours straight, likes doing outdoorsy shit, like kayaking and jumping out of trees. He’s good speller apparently. Doesn’t like wearing shoes outside. Has a fat ass.
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