Mustard Gas Bomb

When you put mustard on your penis(or phallic instrument of choice) and have anal intercourse with a partner. Upon completion, the receiving partner will then release any gasses and or residuals over the giving partners face.

Me and the wife wanted to spice things up so we tried the mustard gas bomb last night.

by ThatGuyUBlue December 26, 2016

Mustard

A mustard is a person who has a slight yellow tint to them . Examples would be Asians .

Hey brian .. how about that nice mustard with the booty of an angel on her .

by Cecilbricklayer2 January 12, 2019

Mustard

Collective noun describing a group of retarded children

Hide your crayons, there's a Mustard of retards approaching.

by Dildozermaniac February 14, 2019

Mad Mustard

Sperm, cum, jizz

Kia wanted a taste of my mad mustard.

by Lockedawayinart October 12, 2008

Mustard Gas

Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.

The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.

by 4459eud9f9rer98yeryr7weyr9ew November 5, 2019

Colonel Mustard

when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.

Dude, i could have killed my girl she gave me a freakin Colonel Mustard!!

by Brant38 March 13, 2008

mustard plug

The act of tongueing the ass of a lover with diarrhea.

She admittedly ate Taco Bell before our date, and as it turned out, I gave her the ol' mustard plug the next morning.

by Joe Dugger May 4, 2005