Murph

When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.

A - "Why are you picking your butt in public?"
B - "I have a murph!"

by Supertwicken December 10, 2021

mumphler

that character markiplier played as through his play through of the loathing west

mumphler bent over the spittoon and dug hist hand into the putrid spittoon

by dupsup December 14, 2021

Mulshite

A moment were everyone in a place says the same word at the same exact acquisition time.

We Mulshited

by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022

Malphaenx

A common name for someone with hispanic descent and an abnormally large penis.

Dayum! His dick is super dark and fat, is that Malphaenx?

by vilDOOM April 10, 2022

Murph

a cringe and very low tempered raptors fan

"yo bro you acting like murph"

by Polish_Jerry April 14, 2022

Murph

An intoxicating drug that resembles salt and pepper. It is made from the leaves of the Phrum Tree.

It can be consumed in a vast variety of ways left to the imagination.

I had way to much murph last night

by JustSomeGuyWithAGentlyUsedCube June 6, 2022

Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

by gdiz916 July 7, 2022