Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.
by ....Donut December 30, 2017
watch out for that shady mug on rt 309!
Dude, he's totally been acting like a shady mug lately. Fricker.
Dude, he's totally been acting like a shady mug lately. Fricker.
by phi123shadymcfrick April 29, 2012
Ben Dover: reading an urban dictionary definition..
Urban Dictionary: BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG NOW BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG FOR YOUR MARS STEPSISTER WHOS ACTUALLY YOUR FATHER WHOS YOUR BOYFRIENDS 69TH ANNIEVRSARY BUY THE MUG
Urban Dictionary: BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG NOW BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG FOR YOUR MARS STEPSISTER WHOS ACTUALLY YOUR FATHER WHOS YOUR BOYFRIENDS 69TH ANNIEVRSARY BUY THE MUG
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup
hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !
by paul April 23, 2004
n. literally translated as "sperm face". Of or relating to one who is a trickster who practices in underhanded deeds.
by Daniel von Hampel I April 03, 2007
by amazing7 July 16, 2010
The act of taking one's hot mug of a liquid and pouring it all over his or her chest, the taking a shit on his or her chest.
by Anti-Troll May 02, 2010