Mongo

Mongo (MŌÑ-GÔ) - juggernaut-like male distinguished by heavy masculinity, large stomach and hyperactive sexual habits and tendencies. Mongo is considered an alpha male in many cultures. Known to be bullet proof and highly intelligent, Mongo is feared in many countries across the world.

Mongo uses many tools to control those around him and spread fear into the society, with the main being the oversized cauk that he refers to as the Hissing Viper.

Mongo is the only person in human history to have naturally impregnated male testicles.

Person1: Oh no its Mongo. Cover your exit tunnel Dude, because he is going to come right in!!!

Person 2: No I dont want the memory of the Hissing Viper in my bowels!!!

Person1: there will be no memory. Once Mongo is done you will be out cold and shredded.

by Royal_Rake July 16, 2016

mongolian monkey matinee

A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.

The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.

"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"

by BB Smizzle May 19, 2008

mongole

A very offensive Quebec French term for a person suffering either from fetal alcohol syndrome and downe's syndrome

If someone calls you a mongole, tell them they a Chernobyl bantling

by Sexydimma March 19, 2017

mennonite

A protestant faith. Major tenants of their beliefs consist of pacifism, believer's baptism, and a penchant towards social justice and equality. Loose translation; the guys cry alot and are copious pussy eaters, and the girls are dikey, earthy and typically progressive. Damn good people. Fascinated with lame board games and all around do gooding. Not to be confused with their terrorist cousins the Amish.

Delmar won't fight you because he is a mennonite.

by Joshua K May 17, 2006

trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

mmmmuh.. muuhhhh
guh...
nG!

fark! she's a looker, i'd best fire up the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

by rockape November 1, 2003

mondo

is a prefix used to add an emphasis on a large amount

man this tv show is mondo-gay

by cram sebrof sregor October 16, 2006

Mondo

noun, a cool guy who's real name is Armondo

Mondo and I played pool and drank beer all night.

by armondo March 24, 2004