Dumfries mittens

When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.

Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?

by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 6, 2019

Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019

20 minutes left on my lunch

When you’re at work and they call you on the radio but you’re busy dropping a deuce.

Manager: Call a mechanic, the line has been down for 15 minutes.

Supervisor: I need a mechanic to come out to the filler.

Mechanic: I got 20 minutes left on my lunch.

by RrenjkandoffNJKLDjfklaRNDRT December 4, 2019

Armani minute

A timespan anywhere between a minute and an indefinite point in the future, cause of grief and laughter alike

"Be there in a minute!"
"You're using Armani minutes fool!"

by Sl4ve June 14, 2020

The Minute Hour

The Minute Hour will change you without your permission. The Minute Hour changes everything.

The Minute Hour changed my life.

by Alex Pain October 25, 2020

Kevin Minute

A Kevin Minute is about 12 times longer than normal time.

e.g. 10 Kevin Minutes = 2 normal hours.

"Ill be back in 10 kevin minutes"
"Alright ill see you in 2 hours"

by BlueBoyMVP February 2, 2021

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks

Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021