A nig who eats ass and licks grass on the daily. Also they always have aids herpes and a butt plug for his bitches
The dude is a Jacub Mitchell
by Yagg June 12, 2018
by My e my e my e January 04, 2021
Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.
" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."
by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022
A Mitchell without a second L, so when people (commonly teachers or customers reading your name tag) try saying it out loud it they think your name is Michael.
"Is there a Michael in the building?"
"No, I'm Mitchel"
"Your name is spelled wrong on here then"
"For the fifteenth time Delilah, I'm Mitchel with one L."
"No, I'm Mitchel"
"Your name is spelled wrong on here then"
"For the fifteenth time Delilah, I'm Mitchel with one L."
by Zamizu July 16, 2019
by Zyrerin November 19, 2018
Mitchel is the type of guy to say I’m gonna go drop the kids off at the pool when he extrudes a large turd from his anus
by Smoochieman December 06, 2021
Mitchel is a kind and gentle soul, though if provoked will turn into a foul beast. He takes no shame in looking like a clumsy bee keeper and tries his best to turn out.
His microscopic ramrod will leave you unimpressed however, God loves a tryer. Do not judge as he will not judge you.
Jump on this hunky dreamboat for the ride of your life.
His microscopic ramrod will leave you unimpressed however, God loves a tryer. Do not judge as he will not judge you.
Jump on this hunky dreamboat for the ride of your life.
by Frisky Pete November 23, 2021