When a mother shoves meth up her vagina when pregnant making her baby look like a middle aged mike Shapiro when it comes out, don’t matter if it’s a boy or girl, in the end, it’s just mike Shapiro
by Doofenshmirtz March 21, 2019
Get the meth mommug. When two men spread there ass cheeks apart and forcibly press sphincter to sphincter. During this act one of the gentlemen will begin to flatulate filling the others bowels with his methane gas.
After William self-performed the Phantom fist he then proceeded to give his partner the kiss of Meth.
by Lechero Supremo August 31, 2019
Get the The Kiss of Methmug. I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.
by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024
Get the fuck methmug. by bacon_soup_advertizer March 26, 2022
Get the METHmug. A meth potato is a mother who constantly does drugs and is a lowlife and embarrassing to the whole family
Jimmy : man my mother is such a meth potato
Frank: a psycho my nigga she smells like pipe loads of drugs and her teeth are all rotted out that’s nasty cuz what a drug bag
Jimmy: yeah man I can’t believe she’s my mother she’s such a beer addict and shame to society’s well being she smells like drugs what a slut she digs on all the guys just so she can get what ever she wants
Frank: what a fucking meth potato
Jimmy: HEY GUYS MY MOTHERS A METH POTATO!!!
Frank: a psycho my nigga she smells like pipe loads of drugs and her teeth are all rotted out that’s nasty cuz what a drug bag
Jimmy: yeah man I can’t believe she’s my mother she’s such a beer addict and shame to society’s well being she smells like drugs what a slut she digs on all the guys just so she can get what ever she wants
Frank: what a fucking meth potato
Jimmy: HEY GUYS MY MOTHERS A METH POTATO!!!
by Ragbomb69 February 11, 2020
Get the Meth potatomug. The small flying insects (similar to traditional mosquitoes ) derived from heavy use of methamphetamine. While tweaking on a meth binge the insatiable urge to scratch (being unsatisfiable) leaves scabs and or sores.
Dude, did you see that tweaker that's been hanging around the library? Ya bro, looks like he got attacked by a swarm of meth squitoes.
by BigChief_164 October 15, 2024
Get the Meth squitoesmug. by MissyAnn Contreras February 26, 2019
Get the Meth Leppardmug.