Marijuana

It's like It hurts you, but so do lemons ...
When life gives you lemons,

You enjoy that shit

Marijuana is like lemons

by Smannapants May 10, 2021

mornijuana

Marijuana smoked in the morning or whenever you wake up

Time for wake and bake! Bust out the papers and mornijuana.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

marijuana

Literally almost every definition in Urban Dictionary has something to do with it.

*Me searches up bakery*

definition: a place with marijuana is smoked.
me : the heck

by csgo addict that drinks coke July 25, 2021

Marijuana

A green plant that makes you happy and horny

-Bro my dick is hard cuz of Marijuana

+ Same bro, does being stoned gives you the urge to suck dick too? No homo

by Brbmartinez October 1, 2021

marijuanaly

Someone who's got their weed chakras balanced like a mf fr

Alex: Yo check out my weed chakras rn cuh
Sonny: yuhhh you feeling marijuanaly balanced bruh?

by TheNamesDeez November 1, 2021

mirijuana

A beautiful loving person

She is a Mirijuana

by MimicOnUR November 23, 2021

marijuana

A plant that mother nature blessed us with. It can be smoked out of a pipe, bong, or can be rolled into a joint. People make it out to be scary but you can't really get addicted to it unlike tobacco and alcohol and you smoke it to soothe stress and have a lil fun.

Person A: "Dude a just bought a bag of marijuana, wanna smoke some?"

Person B: "Shit yeah man lemme get a toke"

by Garden Beebo March 17, 2022